We exploit teen angst
for money from the comfort of our luxurious mansions while our every whim
is catered to by our many servants. We are actually typing this as we drive
around in sweet-ass Lamborghinis snorting coke off of top shelf hookers.
Whenever we aren't writing calculated radio hits or endangering the lives
of poorer human beings with our reckless driving, we are endangering the lives
of animals by having them mercilessly killed and fashioned into beautiful
furs that we decorate the aformentioned mansions with.
